
AN IRISH PRIEST
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas ..
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a
fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked
to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the
beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle
of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station......
The conversation went like this:
''Good morning This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''
''And the best of the day to yerself.. This is Father O'Malley at
St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead on me
front lawn "
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied
with a smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that
you people took care of the last rites!''
There was dead silence on the line for a moment........................
Then Father O'Malley replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are
also obliged to notify the next of kin.''
Enjoy today and laugh a little!
Donna Marie Laino, RN